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2011 May
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把朋友气到喷出去的聚会举办大全
为了解释为什么我很少朋友，我决定牺牲自己小绵羊的形象解释怎么让朋友的数量直线下降。首先让我们先看看需要的材料是什么，主要材料是一斤痒粉，然后另外要贡献个屁股，哦，不是你想想的那样，我们只是要达到屁股痒的境界就够了，并没有涉及什么其他的动作。所以你盖住小孩眼睛的手可以放开了，我并没有那么邪恶，你这内心淫秽的大人*指*。当然单纯是屁股痒是不够的，我们还需要让屁股痒这症状放大的媒介，不同的方式是有不同的媒介，且让我细细道来。
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寨主号召强奸犯大会
因为人毕竟不是巨人，所以我在想，以前的领袖们是不是为了要制造人家仰视（cue一个双手紧握支撑住下巴流口水的画面）他显现自己是什么神仙下凡的感觉所以很鬼爱站在高处对子民下达什么指令之类（喂，左边的那个谁谁谁，你昨天偷了右边那个谁谁谁的鸡记得今天陪人家）。当然不是什么阿猪阿狗都可以站上去的，而且每个人站上去得到的反应都不一样的，不信你丢个什么Justin Bieber上去看，应该会被众多男生丢上去的物品砸死。
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意念致殲 第十八章 （上）
咖啡店的人們突然間都靜了下來，聽著老闆從收銀台前電視放出的新聞。權威博士遭殺害已經是萬眾矚目的事件，而加害的嫌犯也隨即落網。才沒幾天，司法程序還沒來得及啓動，竟然又爆出了這人在扣留所內自殺身亡。這一切戲劇化的起承轉合，整個就大大的出乎了公眾的意料之外。是以這起本來就已經很轟動的謀殺案，也在此事發生後引發更多的注意和反應。
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告別他喵的2024
說實在，我一直到寫這篇文章的時候，都還沒想過我2024過得怎樣。但如果真的要說，在過去的這整個12月，過得非常糟。先是因為找工作各種不順，遇到各式各樣奇葩的面試官和程序。後來瞎忙了兩個月，認命接了一個延續之前工作的案子，卻最終因為撥款無法及時批出告吹。後是在自己很絕望之際，重蹈覆轍任勞任怨讓面試負責人搓圓按扁。
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暗钮 第九章
看着摊在桌面上的两份资料，尽管了解自己已经没有太多的时间，可是王晓寒怎么就还是不能集中精神再次检查里面的内容。本来以为已经稳操胜券，可是就在最后的这两个月被他揭破了。桌角智能手机荧幕上现实的数据，每看一次，她的心就随之痛一次。万万没有想到，离胜利就只差那临门一脚，整个局面就已经翻天覆地起了极度戏剧化的变化。
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意念致殲 第六章 （下）
小男孩的成績依然在不斷的努力下持續進步中。在旁人看來，這仿佛是這孩子想要把之前蹉跎的歲月給補回來一樣。後天就是月考前的最後一次測驗了，於是每次做完功課後他就抓起了作業本復習了起來。瞧著那認真的勁兒，母親看了只得暗暗叫苦。說阻止溫習也不是，可是不阻止嘛卻又得遭天譴。再說了，這功課好不容易是跟上了，要放棄真的比登天還難。
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e-learning?
Recently our English for Science unit’s lecturer posted an issue about e-learning at the college’s “e-learning” system (which is actually a blackBoard Learning System that is also used by many other colleges) and we are required to write a response to that issue. She also provided a link to a page that clearly explains about “e-learning”. Until now, I have really no idea on this issue since I am still reading that webpage while I am posting this.
If only looking at my college’s so called “e-learning” system, I really don’t like it much because it is not as useful as I expected. Blackboard Learning System is no doubt a good system handling “e-learning” things but it is not being well used at my college. I myself prefer looking for information at another websites rather than the e-learning system because there are almost nothing provided by our lecturer through the system except for some lecture notes / tutorial questions / assignment questions etc. I have a friend studying at another college and I heard from him that he can get a lot more things through their college BlackBoard System besides notes / assignments etc. And the participation of his lecturer is much better compared to my college. I found that sometimes it is very rare to see any lecturer to join in our discussion in the discussion board and probably this is why Blackboard System is not popular in my college.
But these are only some problems that only occur in my college, and this doesn’t mean that they will happen in other colleges as well. Therefore these cannot be the only points in my response to the issue, *sigh*. Now I would need to start thinking what to write and post them this Friday since I do not have much spare time because the units I took in this semester are quite tough (at least 4 credit hours) and I am definitely don’t wish the same thing happened as the “Introductory to Discrete Mathematics” unit last semester.
