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圣诞快乐!某天无端被一位帅哥黄德峻点钟玩这个游戏,放心,这个只是一个纯粹的接龙游戏。如果你不接下去,贞子是不会从你的monitor爬出来的(我不担保她会不会爬烟囱,如果你有……)。
好了,游戏的规则是……先说出邀请你的人,姑且称之为圣诞老人吧,接着说出你圣诞节最想收到的礼物,在说出你邀请的对象。
Merry Christmas (although we have still around two weeks), I was invited in this so-called blog game (I don’t mind if you want to refer this as a chain letter like game) and I am going to make more blogger suffer by joining this game. Hahaha, however, you won’t be cursed if you are not joining, and there will be no ghost climbing out from your monitor like that one seen in movie “The Ring” (I can’t guarantee that it can’t get into your house through chimney anyway, but do your house has one?).
To continue, you may just post the following stuff in ur blog, and inform your visitors who was ur Santa Clause (the one who invited you to join this stupid game, hehehe), and what do you expect from Santa Clause. Then include a name list who you invited to this game.
我的圣诞老人(My Santa):黄德峻 Wong Teck Jung, blur^sand
我要邀请的(I invited):Knight哥哥,Emily小姐,Jonathan Ng,Ryan,妮子
圣诞老人,你听着了,我要收到的圣诞礼物就是……嗯,一粒Tag Heuer,哈哈哈!
Hey Santa, I’m looking forward to a Tag Heuer watch, hahaha
事先声明,这篇文章会有爆多图片,也是笔者第一次在国外写文章。说到笔者目前的状况可真堪称凄凉……在这个凌晨时分还在麦当劳跟周公周旋着努力不让自己入睡。其实不是在这个时候没有地方睡,只是不太方便回去睡,不过这留待后面再叙。说到这个培训课程,其实一切都是在匆匆忙忙中安排的,从renew passwordpassport再风尘仆仆仆着去买车票,到赶去买一对noise cancelling的earphone一切都只不过是两三天内发生的事情。
他奶奶的,同样的东西竟然要我重复三四次,本来心情甚美的我一下子跌落谷底。
是这样的,因为我表弟屡次投诉很多程序装不下,所以我建议他重灌系统。好了,因为不想浪费时间做在那边教他我就把一些方法告诉了他。之后安装后的东西我再想办法和他联络。之后联络的过程很不顺利,由于我们俩都在硬体防火墙后面,所以用不上一些简单的远程控制程序。高了接近两小时后,我妥协了,叫他自己安装MSN Messenger,虽不致这么简单的程序他竟然摸了整个小时还没摸到如何使用。恰巧自己也不使用官方的client,无奈之下只好要他找表妹恶补。
好了,耗了大半天,终于能通讯上了,于是我用文字很仔细把步骤列出来,要他跟着步骤走,因为不是第一次,所以有了这么多经验我并不担心他跟不上。谁不知,他真的跟不上,同样的instruction于是重复了三四次。他奶奶的,就这样我没有了一整天的时间。晕倒啊,现在的我真的一寸光阴一寸金啊!!!而且,今天也爆了我的纪录,当然我是那种不说粗口的人(可是我写),但是今天打出来的粗口我想是我之前所写过的粗口数量总和。我气到简直是到达那种每一句话都夹杂着粗口透过msn这样传送到他那边去。天啊,保佑我不要再见到这种人。
I was extremely angry just now because my cousin made me repeated the same instruction for 3-4 times. Because of his sistem not performing well lately, therefore I recommended him to reformat the system and switch to a newer OS. Since I am quite busy these days, therefore I just gave him some instruction on how to start the installation. After that, I went back home.
After he managed to installed the whole OS, then we faced difficulties in contacting each other using netmeeting and remote controlling program. I didn’t know much about that problem but I think the router we installed are causing the problems (both of us are using a router). Then we settled the problem by switching to MSN, but then he couldn’t figure out how to use that s/w. Since I stopped using MSN official client for quite a long time, therefore I asked him to seek advice from my cousin. OK, after around half an hour he was finally able to communicate via MSN network, but then telling him to do one thing caused me to repeat the SAME instruction for 3-4 times. And I get extremely annoyed and started sending very rude word thru MSN to him. hehe…. I really hope that I do not have to deal with this kind of ppl anymore…
但是人还在,所以不用急着去争产,不过反正我都没有,你要争慢慢争去吧,好行夹不送咯。哦,我是病了,但是不幸中的大幸是,不严重,所以基本上以下都是有病呻吟的文字,你可以不用看了(从来没听说过那个blogger赶客的)。好啦,如果是这样的话,那我可以说我很严重吗?好啦,不要白痴了,我真的还好,至少还能走还能站,没有头痛,没有呕吐,没有发冷,没有太虚弱(不过好像有一点点……)。说了这么久,我还没交待我什么病,也真的没什么,就只是食物中毒罢了。
前陣子剛寫完思念系列的時候,因朋友生日就排了一本紀念文集給她。在看了幾篇,她問了我一個問題,“你有要成為一個作者麼?”。說實在,寫了這麼多文章,我似乎真的沒有認真想過這個問題。甚至作者這兩個字,到底意味着什麼我到現在還沒有什麼概念。尤其是現在只要有鍵盤在手,會老作的要自稱作者真的好像沒關係。再不要臉一點的,出了兩本書自稱作家的也不在少數。是說到底要到什麼程度,才能撐起這個名號?
这次放假要做什么呢,感觉上会很忙。首先需要做的就是把家里的两部电脑给他refresh一下,但是首先必须先去购买一个2.5″HDD的external case,然后就要麻烦我已经阵亡的notebook吐出那块HDD出来给我用一阵子。需要做的就是把电脑内的一些资料备份出来,然后就轮流reformat一下再去tweak它们的settings。给office work用途的那部可能会分一部分出来开多一个profile给小妹用,这样就不用担心她搞砸里面的资料。至于我现在用着的这一部,就会重新把它弄美美咯(呜呜呜,好想念我以前修饰到美美的laptop windows界面)。不知道安装MacOSX会不会很麻烦?想试试看。