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圣诞快乐!某天无端被一位帅哥黄德峻点钟玩这个游戏,放心,这个只是一个纯粹的接龙游戏。如果你不接下去,贞子是不会从你的monitor爬出来的(我不担保她会不会爬烟囱,如果你有……)。
好了,游戏的规则是……先说出邀请你的人,姑且称之为圣诞老人吧,接着说出你圣诞节最想收到的礼物,在说出你邀请的对象。
Merry Christmas (although we have still around two weeks), I was invited in this so-called blog game (I don’t mind if you want to refer this as a chain letter like game) and I am going to make more blogger suffer by joining this game. Hahaha, however, you won’t be cursed if you are not joining, and there will be no ghost climbing out from your monitor like that one seen in movie “The Ring” (I can’t guarantee that it can’t get into your house through chimney anyway, but do your house has one?).
To continue, you may just post the following stuff in ur blog, and inform your visitors who was ur Santa Clause (the one who invited you to join this stupid game, hehehe), and what do you expect from Santa Clause. Then include a name list who you invited to this game.
我的圣诞老人(My Santa):黄德峻 Wong Teck Jung, blur^sand
我要邀请的(I invited):Knight哥哥,Emily小姐,Jonathan Ng,Ryan,妮子
圣诞老人,你听着了,我要收到的圣诞礼物就是……嗯,一粒Tag Heuer,哈哈哈!
Hey Santa, I’m looking forward to a Tag Heuer watch, hahaha
他奶奶的,同样的东西竟然要我重复三四次,本来心情甚美的我一下子跌落谷底。
是这样的,因为我表弟屡次投诉很多程序装不下,所以我建议他重灌系统。好了,因为不想浪费时间做在那边教他我就把一些方法告诉了他。之后安装后的东西我再想办法和他联络。之后联络的过程很不顺利,由于我们俩都在硬体防火墙后面,所以用不上一些简单的远程控制程序。高了接近两小时后,我妥协了,叫他自己安装MSN Messenger,虽不致这么简单的程序他竟然摸了整个小时还没摸到如何使用。恰巧自己也不使用官方的client,无奈之下只好要他找表妹恶补。
好了,耗了大半天,终于能通讯上了,于是我用文字很仔细把步骤列出来,要他跟着步骤走,因为不是第一次,所以有了这么多经验我并不担心他跟不上。谁不知,他真的跟不上,同样的instruction于是重复了三四次。他奶奶的,就这样我没有了一整天的时间。晕倒啊,现在的我真的一寸光阴一寸金啊!!!而且,今天也爆了我的纪录,当然我是那种不说粗口的人(可是我写),但是今天打出来的粗口我想是我之前所写过的粗口数量总和。我气到简直是到达那种每一句话都夹杂着粗口透过msn这样传送到他那边去。天啊,保佑我不要再见到这种人。
I was extremely angry just now because my cousin made me repeated the same instruction for 3-4 times. Because of his sistem not performing well lately, therefore I recommended him to reformat the system and switch to a newer OS. Since I am quite busy these days, therefore I just gave him some instruction on how to start the installation. After that, I went back home.
After he managed to installed the whole OS, then we faced difficulties in contacting each other using netmeeting and remote controlling program. I didn’t know much about that problem but I think the router we installed are causing the problems (both of us are using a router). Then we settled the problem by switching to MSN, but then he couldn’t figure out how to use that s/w. Since I stopped using MSN official client for quite a long time, therefore I asked him to seek advice from my cousin. OK, after around half an hour he was finally able to communicate via MSN network, but then telling him to do one thing caused me to repeat the SAME instruction for 3-4 times. And I get extremely annoyed and started sending very rude word thru MSN to him. hehe…. I really hope that I do not have to deal with this kind of ppl anymore…
正面點來說,華人遺傳的稱呼系統是很可愛的。可是反面,相較與很多其他民族文化,這稱呼的系統真的有點太累贅了一點。結果,每年尤其是新年期間,就是驗收一個人記憶力的時候。如果不想死背稱呼,那麼首先要記得的是這個人到底是誰誰誰的孩子。想起來後,就要根據族譜的排行調出這個人應當要稱呼什麼。如果一時想不到,而長輩又不在身邊,然後又剛好對方也摸不着頭腦的時候,那麼應該每戶一本的通勝就派上用場了。
如果有一天,永續生命已經不是能不能,而是要不要的問題時,會有多少人會這樣做?當然代價有一個,肉身總有壞死的一天,就算是繼續在機械上存活也總有一天會耗損的。所以在肉身與機器,甚至機械間的轉換之時,都要先經歷一個「死亡」的過程。不過這個過程瞬間而逝,在還沒來得及覺得痛苦之前當事人早就在新的身體(肉身或機械)醒來。所以換句話說,這個死亡實際上並沒有任何的感覺。
他失戀了。
正確來說是遭到嫌棄。
對方說不知道自己在這段關係中是什麼形式的存在。
一星期又过去了,过去的一星期恐怕是这几个星期以来过的最糟糕的一个星期。不过无论如何,在怎么糟糕他也这样过去了,明天会更好的,我坚信着。刚刚病好不久的我,在平平安安过完了一星期后,又再次生病了起来(我也不想的……)。这次病情比上次相较来的更加严重,至少到今天为止我的喉咙还在隐隐作痛(一星期了咯……)。最糟糕的是,我还完全忘了朋友的生日搞到记起来的时候已经过了三四天,而就在三四天后的深夜我还漏夜打扰人家清梦(事后发现她也还没睡,那就算了)。
如果要问我该用什么态度去参加这次的集会,其实什么都可以,反正就一定不是雀跃就是,尽管如无意外这就是我第一次,也希望是我最后一次去参与关于廉洁选举的集会。既然会是第一次出席,那为什么不雀跃?会问这个问题的人如果不是无知当有趣,或者故意划错重点(其实是本大少的强项),就大概是太久没翻报纸,或者根本不知道什么是报纸。快放下你的平板电脑吧,那份每天出版马币一令吉三十仙的纸张国内版很八卦,天天都有人睁眼说瞎话很有趣,多看就会比C9们更会预测肥皂剧的剧情了有没有。