今天是个很特别的日子,事关我的前同事今天生日,还有我的blog照常营业,没有被人收购。今天是愚人节啦,如果你还不知道的话,愚人节是一个可以让你开很多无伤大雅的玩笑的一天。偏偏网络上很多大大小小的网站都会在这天应景地发布一些有的没有的东西,来让大家开心点。比如说我们有可以搜索未来的搜寻器,还有可以让你看起来非常productive的时空穿梭机。
事实上,我是来忏悔的。还记得我说要发行什么短篇小说集吗?各位……我是骗人的,所以再次跟比我还要high的各位说声……真抵死,你们被骗了。特别要感谢Regina的全情投入,接二连三被我骗到应一应。开什么玩笑,有人X到眼睛愿意出版我高兴都来不及了,还会这么快在意版税咩,嘿嘿。所以为了补偿大家的损失,我愿意奉上一则短片。这首歌是一首在欧美国家掀起非常强烈的风潮的一则短片,不是说因为它有什么裸露的东西,只不过是一些小孩不适合(但偷偷不拘)看的东西。
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Unfuck Planet Earth.
The gods will do everything in their power to prevent this, for they worked very hard to set up this degenerative environment.
Children are discounted by adults in society. The gods corrupt people as they age, use trust-building tactics and soon adults view the children as ignorant, yet to understand the god’s system, and subsequently look down on the children. This is one of the most bitter, painful ironies the gods employ::::
Religions teach that old people to go to heaven when they die. They don’t. Old people are reincarnated. It’s children who go to heaven.
The wisdom the gods impart to children, either through their innocence/purity or religious-based educational pursuits, are the gods sharing the truth with their most favored people::::It’s the children whom the gods teach the right way for it is the children who have a chance. For example, they teach children to have faith, for understanding the god’s geographical clues hurts people by illustrating negative things, opening the door for the god’s to employ deceptive tactics.
Old people don’t go to heaven. Old people must come back because of the mistakes they’ve made throughout their lives. It’s the children who have the opportunity to go to “heaven”. They must behave apprioriately, think correctly and be genuinely god-fearing. Their innocence and lack of desensitization ensures they have a real opportunity to achieve this goal.
They used their positioning surrounding boss to send the clue suggesting opportunity lost early. This is not the only example, for they used me to send clues to the disfavored throughout.
Females are better people than males
Historically the role of females was as enforcers of decency. Men have god’s disfavor and enagage in behavior damaging to themselves and their families. Women who adhered to this crucial role helped the men understand and avoid inappropriate behavior while enhancing decency in their domestic environment. These women sacrifice to help the disfavored:::They are like Jews, scattered throughout Europe to help the misled Christians.
Many disfavored groups embrace “paternalistic superiority” and believe the men are “entitled”::::;If Italian women tried to enforce decency the men beat and raped them.
The gods subsequently used this Italian charecterisitic to corrupt other morbidly disfavored groups, legitimizing this and other associated behavior.
The gods are users.
You don’t want to heed the senarios they sell you telepathically. The gods instruct the computer to use temptation to test us. Your best case senario is to recapture your innocence and strive for purity:::Flanders in on the Simpsons FOR A REASON!!! Barring that, if you are so corrupted you MUST understand then you need to think and interperet their clues yourself and stop listening to the inaccurate senarios they feed you, for this is a delaying tactic which is costing you years.